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Bad Fur Day

This is a sponsored message from Aria (my kitty):

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We all have 'em. Those days when our fur sticks out every which way, and we can't get those wayward wads back into place with our tongues.

It sucks being a girlkitty sometimes.

Now, however, there's a product made just for us. Something that will allow us to stalk our favorite alleys with our heads held high. These things are:








These wigs come in a wide variety of colors- from blue to pink to silver to blonde.




















The cat they found to model the silver and blonde wigs is obviously of superior breeding. She looks a lot like me. I am on the left, the wannabe me is on the right:




















Now, Mom- aren't you going to let me sign on with Fordcat Models? I promise I'll eat...

I got me some smart readers!

I plugged this blog into a Blog Readability site and all of you who read this blog are pretty damn smart!

See?

Who needs college- you have ED Bites!

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Updates

I'm assuming everyone has noticed the new blog look. When I saw the cool sign generator on Em's blog, I needed one of my own. Then I decided that since purple is the color of ED awareness, I would take the plunge and make a new color appear.

On my other list of cool things, I took a PersonalDNA personality test that I found on Marcella's blog. It's lots of fun, and the Java script they use in creating the little tools you use in the test is pretty sweet.

Here are my results:




Generous Dreamer

Take it yourself.

I'm heading to DC in an hour or so for a DC Science Writers Association meeting, so I don't have time to post more. Maybe later tonight. Really late tonight.

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A Cat Eat Bird World

Considering that I live in a high-rise apartment building in the middle of the city, it should be no surprise that there are pigeons. Lots of them.

My cat loves pigeons. Well, okay, she really likes birds in general, and I'm not sure her little pea-sized brain knows the difference between pigeons and robins and cardinals oh my! I think her brain gets stuck on either the feathers or the flying. So when a pigeon (a nasty, big black one that looked part vulture) landed right outside my window, Aria decided that she wanted in on the fun, too.

It was a hoot. She was grooming her, um, nether regions and stood completely still when she saw the bird. Imagine a cat doing yoga. Imagine that cat sitting stock still in the middle of a pose. That's what she looked like.

She gave me this all-the-other-moms-let-their-cats-play-with-pigeons look and I just shrugged. I wanted to say all the other cats are smart enough not to leap off the roof, too, but I'm not sure about you, sweet pea.

I found this picture on Cute Overload that proves maybe, just maybe, pigeons aren't as evil as I think they are:


Lastly, I had to torture the poor dear with her favorite tinsel ball. She's not real into play- she thinks it beneath her somehow. But there's this one little ball she just adores. It's a big orange pom-pom with strands of tinsel sticking out of it. Well we were throwing the ball around and she wound up under my coffee table, which has a glass top. Me, being the conniving little brat that I am, decides to put the ball on top of the glass.

Woah boy. That blew her little furry brain right out of the water. She was boinking her head against the glass, swatting at it, getting frustrated as all hell because she could see the ball but she couldn't touch it. I eventually gave her the ball because I thought she was going to break the damn table.

She's now hiding. Under the bed, I think, but maybe in the laundry basket.

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I did go to the festival yesterday, and it was so much fun. I saw a stupid t-shirt with a picture of a spork on it, and I had to buy it for myself in case I ever did have to give myself a plastic spork lobotomy. Then I'd have something to wear. I also bought two ridiculously expensive bars of really good chocolate at $3 a pop. But they were dark chocolate, and one had candied orange peel in it, and the other had crystallized ginger. Plus, it was in a chocolate and shoe store (can we say "I think this is owned by a chick?") so the novelty won out. I went with a classmate and his girlfriend who was visiting for the weekend. The weather was beautiful and I had a blast.

I am completely exhausted. I need more coffee. And more sleep. Both would be nice, but I'm not sure that's going to happen. I think I'm going to start with the coffee because it's freezing in my apartment.

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I'm a science writer, a jewelry design artist, a bookworm, a complete geek, and mom to a wonderful kitty. I am also recovering from a decade-plus battle with anorexia nervosa. I believe that complete recovery is possible, and that the first step along that path is full nutrition.

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