Actually, I'm wearing a fork on my wrist.
On my walk back to the Metro from our company holiday party on Friday, I passed a little craft show. I browsed, curious to see what was there, and on the lookout for better display ideas than the ones I currently have. When I passed by a man who made jewelry out of hardware: nails, nuts, bolts, washers, etc. He had also cut some stainless steel to make some of his items, and I stumbled across this, which I just had to have:
I'm not an impulse buyer, but when I see totally unique items like this, it's pretty much all over with.