I'm shameless, I know, but I had to let you know that I just added a bunch of new items to my online store, French Roast Designs.
My rent this coming year is outrageous so help give me money for food so I don't starve to death or anything. That would suck. And then you definitely wouldn't be able to wear such tres cool creations.
The above is quite proof that my career in marketing shall, alas, never get off the ground.