I received a gold fork in the mail from Laura Collins after participating in the Virtual Family dinner. The gold fork was a quite adorable little lapel pin, except I'm not really a pin kind of girl. I am, however, a creative kind of girl and I thought, "Hmmm...wouldn't that make a cute necklace..."
I easily removed the sticky pin part from the back of the fork and set about to make a hole in the fork by pounding a nail into it.
I dented the first nail.
And the second.
And the third.
Son of a...
I finally got out my dad's power drill, found the smallest bit I could, and drilled a hole in the fork. It took almost a minute of drilling to make the hole.
Ed, you don't stand a chance against the golden fork. May that be a message to all sufferers and parents, friends and family.
If you are interested in purchasing a necklace, please email me at email@example.com I will be working out costs and proceeds portions between me, Laura, and the National Eating Disorders Association, with the money earmarked for anorexia research.
Ed doesn't stand a chance.